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thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

(via pagetvbrewster)





thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

(via helloprettykristen)





poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via paramorevampire1996)





I need a hug or an orgasm.
– (via deindealer)

(Source: mi-arrendo, via paramorevampire1996)





You’re like a coin." "Awwww, valuable?" "No, two faced
– (via puregag)

(Source: puregag, via paramorevampire1996)





The media created a Kristen that doesnt even exist. She is not the girl in the magazines.


- Amy Adams on Kristen Stewart

(via carolinescrazymind)

Of course she isn’t. We have July/2012.to remember that.

(via jodias)

(Source: cfuckingcrazymind, via theseweirddreams)





my reaction to everything:

1)initially overreact massively,
2)go through every emotion 
3)call and text many people
4)stop
5)think
6)facepalm at self

7)apologize

8)to everyone





chevvybar:

croutoncat:

remember gotye

now he’s just somebody that we used to know

(via yourlovedeservestobealive)